Report: “Major Dead Zones” Along NJ Coast

Remember when we wrote about Dead Zones Off NJ Coast?

Or discussed the presence of “Dead zones” as an indicator of possible ecosystem collapse of Barnegat Bay?

Or warned of the attack by local sewer authorities on DEP’s nitrate water quality standards that prevent excessive nutrient pollution levels in NJ’s rivers that leads to ocean dead zones?

Well, no need to fret about any of that troubling stuff.

You see, the Atlantic City Press has just identified “major dead zones” and the real problems they cause along the coast.

The Press warns readers of “major dead zones” for beach goers trying to use their cellphones!

See: South Jersey beaches are major “dead zones” for cellphone users

I guess the health of the ocean is meaningless and just a backdrop visual for those roasting on the beach and packed like sardines into those shore vacation venues.

This really would be funny if it weren’t so shameful.